The
life cycle of New Year’s Resolutions:
JANUARY:
1.
Loose weight – 10 kilos, join
gym!
2.
Quit smoking and drinking –
detox time!
3.
Be nicer to in-laws!
4.
Get to work earlier!
5.
Start a hobby like building
trains!
6.
Save money – R1000 a month!
7.
Go overseas this year!!!
APRIL:
1.
Loose weight – 5 kilos (and the
extra 3 gained in new year’s celebrations), actually go to gym!
2.
Try quit smoking, drink less
3.
Avoid in-laws
4.
Get to work early-ish
5.
Start a hobby – not one with so
much glue, maybe photography?
6.
Save money – R500 a month
7.
Go to the Kruger Park this year
AUGUST:
1.
Loose weight – why don’t my
pants fit anymore? Go to gym… maybe…
2.
Try to quit smoking and
drinking. Again.
3.
Avoid own family if possible!!!
4.
Get to work - eventually
5.
Start a hobby – photographing
neighbours is, apparently, illegal…
6.
Save money – R100 whenever I
can
7.
Stay home and fill the plastic
pool this year
Beginning
December:
1.
Hey, big is beautiful right?
Pass the cake! Screw Gym!
2.
Try not to get caught smoking
and drinking copiously
3.
Start Divorce proceedings
4.
Find new Job
5.
Start a hobby – burning things…
*twitch*
6.
Loan money – R1 000 a month
7.
Sit in front of the PC in underwear
and look at exotic places on Google earth this year
January
2014:
1.
Loose weight – 10 kilos, join
gym!
2.
Quit smoking and drinking –
detox time!
3.
Be nicer to in-laws!
4.
Get to work earlier!
5.
Start a hobby like building
trains!
6.
Save money – R1000 a month!
7.
Go overseas this year!!!
