Okay, okay so Thursday is not really an evil day. It's actually a lovely day in a series of shiny-shiny days. A wonderful day of love, light and laughter. Thursday's are just misunderstood days. They don't mean any more harm then any other day. They are as innocent as fat, fluffy woolen sheep.
Yeah see now I just can't believe that! Thursdays are bitter days. They are very miffed because they are the most useless day in the entire week and because no one pays them much attention! It's true take a look at the facts:
Friday: It's practically weekend, last day of work, man it rocks your spittoon! Probably the most loved day of the week! What it must be like to be near such a popular day?
Saturday and Sunday: The weekend, enough said!
Monday: The day most people dread, beginning of work. Monday might seem like it's the worst day, but it lives for that attention and notoriety! Funny though that the day itself is seldom bad, more just the feeling of the end of the weekend. Monday gets a lot of recognition, no one doesn't have respect for Monday! Word!
Tuesday: It's not Monday!
Wednesday: Hump day, half way to the weekend!
Thursday: ...um. Well not good enough to be Friday, but not mentionable enough to be mid week. It's the excess. The lose thread on the undies of life! It's the day everyone keeps forgetting. The one where everyone says, "...I wish it were friday already". It's the unnoticed, unmentioned, blah blah whatever day.
And this makes Thursday mad!
So I think today I shall go forward with an optimistic view. But also with a firmly set game plan, just in case! (and maybe a first aid kit and emergency cashews - yes they do exist!)
Onwards brave soldiers!!!
(By the way if Thursday gets too touchy I'm using you as a human shield, just a friendly heads up...)
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