I saw the most nifty multi-purpose knife today and, like an ordinary woman desires shoes, like many a guy desires fast cars and like sheeple desire blackberry's so too did I want this little marvel!
I've always been keen on things that are useful! Tools, clothing, toilet paper and people! My view has always been that my life is good if I am being useful in one way or the other! Tears me up inside when I feel like I'm just an added extra or background deco! No, no, no!!!
And useful things are so cool!! I mean sure, jewelry, sparkly twinkle, you can hawk it but then why buy it, and you can put it on a woman or you can put it on a dog, (And the dog might look more fetching in some cases - she said being a female of said species), but otherwise, what can you do with it?
But useful stuff is always good! I am the wife who would be over the moon to get a vacuum cleaner for her 50th wedding anniversary! (Of course by then I'd be well into my 80's but that's what maids are for!)
Useful things are the gift that keeps on giving! Like nose hair tweezers! Of course they also tend to sometimes be expensive but we've already covered the whole, "Life's unfair, woe art we", so we find ways around that!
What's your latest useful gizmo?
p.s. I do think people get blackberry's mainly to be in the in-crowd, which is sad in an unoriginal sort of way, BUT I will admit the little suckers look pretty useful, so I shall not condemn the device itself! (And that way if I should ever get one I have a nifty loophole!)
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