Sick in the Bed

Oh dear! 4 days in and I still have lively coughing and a voice that has gone south for the winter! (Mind I can talk, I just sound like maybe I've been rather badly concealing the fact that I'm a teenage boy who's voice has finally bRoKeN...)

You never, ever appreciate your health quite so much as when you're sick! Suddenly you remember romping through meadows (a classic one with green, green grass and little wee dandelions all about - let's do this right), taking in deep lungfuls of air without then coughing and hacking them up, breathing through your nose without sounding like a blocked loo pipe...
Such magical moments!

And now you sit, huddled in a ball of sniffly misery, and wonder if life will ever be that way again? Or if you're doomed to spend an eternity with a body that does the Rumba each time you try breath in and a nose that runs so much it holds a record in the 100m dash!

You then compliment yourself on you're talent for extreme melodrama!

So to everyone out there who's a little under the weather and not up to 100% on the fuel gauge, here's to a speedy recovery! For ALL of us!!
*COUGH!*

Thursday 09 June 2011 - wet wet wet the weather not the band

I have decided this weather is out to get me!
Yip, just me, no one else.
Just cause.

I mean winter is bad enough with icy winds and frost and metal so cold you stick to it and rip a layer of skin off when you try let go, smooth as orange peel!
But to then add rain to the mix as well, how sadistic is that? I have written to complain, I'm sure I will receive an answer any day now...

Mind I do love how, we get a little rain in winter, and everyone is ooohing and aaahing going on about, "OH MY GOD IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!"
(Unless they're religious nuts in which case it's god's vengeance or mother earth's or Ra's or somebody important sounding - Bin Laden's Revenge or some such...)
It's never just the weather being it's usual unpredictable self. How boring THAT would be!

Still, wish it would be unpredictable in a bit more of a fun way! Like the snow we had a few years ago, now that was worth 2am scurrying about and snowman making!

And why does no one complain when winter is unseasonably warm? You never then hear, "THE WEATHER IS LOVELY, OH MY GOD IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!"

Well suppose I should go start getting ready to walk in this cold and wet and overcast weather! I could just stay home... HAHAHA, aaaah, that's cute...

Monday 09 May 2011 - do you freeze what i freeze

How cold it is! How beastly cold! Now more then ever I'd like to have a job where I go to a warm, central heated, office and can whip off my long thick jacket to reveal the mini skirt underneath and twitter gently that, "Teehee, what cold?"

How cruel winter can be!! *Half halfheartedly blows warm air onto brilliant blue fingers*

Sunday 27 March 2011 - simply gorgeous

Aaah it was such a nippy cold day today, not freezing but definitely cold-hand-of-wind-on-your-delicates sort of brrrr! And now I've just had a beautiful warm bath (it's a hair wash night so no bubble bath but I'll remedy that tomorrow - balance will be restored) and the chance of chestnuts is in the air! How lovely!!

I was just thinking, money is a good thing, there's no denying it, being all, "it can't buy you happiness" is just a bit too rose-tinted glasses for my liking.

BUT!

But I doubt even money can buy anything more lovely then the feeling of a hot bath! Or warm, tasty treats that burns your mouth going down! Rich or poor we both enjoy it just the same!

Simple pleasures, they're a very world-bonding sort of thing aren't they?