I was ambling about on my morning walk as usual, dodging traffic, spooking small birds and enjoying the fresh, mostly, morning air, when I happened to walk up to a crimson car that had two big, black blokes sitting in front seats.
Now each guy must have weighed what, 80kg's and they didn't look like the sort who had tea parties involving nervous attacks when you forget to use a serviette, so imagine my surprise then that, as I was walking around the car, they turned, gave me a look, and proceeded to lock all the car doors!
It was as though they knew, somewhere deep down, this small, 50kg, white woman wanted to race up to their doors, latch on and start wailing and screaming, "LET ME IN! LET ME IN!!"
I didn't know if I should be offended or amused. (I chose to be amused cause the benefits were just so much more appealing).
Isn't it funny though? What a strange world we live in?
TAROT CARD FOR THE DAY: - The King of Cups
* What I think it means - Watch out for winos?
* What it really means - An ambitious, responsible person,who may also be boring, and uncommunicative. Also a father figure.
* How this might relate to me - Well maybe those guys just felt they'd not be stimulating enough conversation and locked their doors in embarrassment? Or maybe they were just so filled with love they had to lock themselves inside lest they leap out and give me one hell of a cuddle? It could happen.
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