Winter is coming.
Oh we still get warmth during the day, but those tell tale frosty mornings and noons are beginning to make their presence felt, like that creepy guy at work who keeps watching you, wantonly...
I'm in two minds about winter (luckily both work just fine), I like that the Blazing Inferno that is Summer calms down and that mosquitoes are banished from the land of the living and cuddling up, with a loved one or well placed heating device, is very very awesome....but then summer fruit also disappears and with it the wonderful reign of the proud watermelon! Also it gets COLD! (I know cold in winter, what will they think of next), and I'm not a fan of frostbite and icy cold ears and toes snapping off and flying into a passer-byers coffee!
And while I do love being a morning person, I also find it a special kind of hell leaping out of bed at 5am and having every arctic particle in the room come swarming around my body, feeding off my precious heat reserves!
And my poor hands get so cold and people always say heartless things like, "GET THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM MY WARM BELLY THIS INSTANT!!!"
Still, I get to wear my balaclava and and eat cold food till I'm shaking so bad it's like an attack of Double Disco Fever! So there are some pluses!
So do you feel frosty, punk?
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