Let's see:-
a. Scenario 1
You missed your morning coffee - How am I supposed to function?!?!
*You got stuck in traffic - Come on already, MOVE!!!
*Some twit pulled in front of you missing your car by this [ ] much - F$%^& moron!!
*your boss is yelling - JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
*you forgot to pack lunch - Well I might as well starve! I'm too fat anyway!!
*the day seems to be going too slowly - Why god, why?!
*you have to pick your kid up from after school activities - Again? This is the third time in a row!
*your partner is feeling grumpy - oh? Now it's my fault?!
*you forgot to buy milk for cereal tomorrow - Well shi....!!!
*the electricity goes out - What the hell do we do now?! I frikkin hate the power company! My series was on!! Bloody hell!!!
RESULT - you go to bed feeling very very hard done by, your life sucks, the world is cruel, F it all to hell!!!
a. Scenario 2
*You missed your morning coffee - so have fruit juice instead
*You got stuck in traffic - and got to hear 3 more chapters of your audio book
*Some twit pulled in front of you missing your car by this [ ] much - man you have good reflexes!
*your boss is yelling - but when isn't he? You're doing your best he needs to relax!
*you forgot to pack lunch - time to spoil yourself with a bought lunch, something extra naughty, hehe!
*the day seems to be going too slowly - plenty of time to get everything done and then some!
*you have to pick your kid up from after school activities - It's so awesome they're so active!
*your partner is feeling grumpy - extra cuddles and warm bath are just what the doctor ordered for you both!
*you forgot to buy milk for cereal tomorrow - Experimental Breakfast Sandwich Time! I wonder if cocoa pops go well with mayonnaise?
*the electricity goes out - Family story telling time and a delicious early night's sleep!
RESULT - You go to bed with a laugh and a sigh, my my, life does like to be tricky! But tomorrow will be better and this pillow is so comfie!!!
Life is not so much about what happens to you, but how you interpret it!
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