Don't you hate it when you get out of the bath and try to put your undies on only to find you put them on inside out?
So you try pull them off without the bathmat sliding out from underneath your feet and then they get all rolled up and bunchy and you suddenly understand why "getting your knickers in a knot" would be such a bad thing!
And then you're clutching the side of the bathtub because that mat is seriously unstable and trying to 'swish and flick!' your undies unraveled, which then do, eventually, in their own sweet time, and then you have to get them back on again only you're losing your balance because you're kinda cold now and more then a tad bit naked, so you shimmy into them as best as possible praying not to fall over or slip and conk your head, because you know, the bathroom door is locked and who knows how long it will be before someone notices you're missing and you're busy drowning in a pool of your own juices and then they have to get the door chopped down by husky firemen who will get to see you in a condition you were last in the day you were born and all they while you're there knowing that this is one thing you'll never be able to explain to the paramedics...
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