Thought of the day Part B:- Useful advice
When you want to know exactly how a suntan lotion smells, may I recommend not putting your nose right next to the hole and squeezing the bottle, however gently. Because you never know when there's cream just WAITING for the moment to come shooting out and up your nose and down your right hand in a magnificent cascading arc of white frothiness!
Should this, however, happen to you. Then may I recommend not breathing in suddenly in shock. Just because.
Finally may I recommend having a friend with you who just happens to have a handkerchief with them so that you can remove said invading forces from your nostrils as fast as humanly possible, and rub the rest of it where ever there's free skin as onlookers watch you in puzzlement?
Then try your best to enjoy your day where everything is strangely and strongly lotion scented.
Some friendly advice.
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