02 February 2011 - snot at all!

I made my usual frozen mashed banana today. Alas two things were against me:-

1. I came home late so it lost an hour point five of freezing time = super soggy.
2. The bananas, while ripe, had this odd rubbery core that made mashing rather taxing.

So anyway I pulled this fine treat from the fridge and began munching it with the rapturous joy that all tasty fruit consumption deserves.
BUT.

Now don't get me wrong, it tasted very nice, yum yum and then some.
BUT.

But the consistency... that rubbery, slick, moist, slimy feel in your mouth... ye gods! I realized that this is exactly what eating a pot of snot would have felt like!

Then I wondered to myself, "And how would you know what a pot of snot would be like to eat, Ms. Hudson?"
Then I had a most uncomfortable moment with myself.

The End.