Look ok, it's Monday.
That sentence, besides being the most necessary observation I've ever made, is, alone, enough to put the fear of small gods into you! But, but but! That doesn't mean it's the end of the world! You might seriously wish it was the end of the world but nope, it's not even close! (Though apparently the end of the world has happened a few times already, precognated by old Americans with their trusty, food stained bibles and psychic dog named Spock...)
The best part of a Monday though, once you get into the full swing of things and have stopped whimpering and cringing, is that they don't last! Though they might FEEL like an eternity of cruelty and spikes driven under your soul's light pink fingernails, it does eventually come to a close! And then, at the end of the day you're like, Ah Monday, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be! (Or you're being carted off by paramedics, barely conscious, but let's ignore that possiblity...)
And the glorious thing is that once you've pulled this Monday down off it's high horse and beaten it soundly with a salami, you know there won't be another Monday showing it's face again for 6 WHOLE DAYS!!! HAHAHA!! Victory never tasted so good! (A bit like cinnamon sugar only more satisfying! *Licks lips*)
So puff out your chest, grab a large meat product and go out and face the day with dignity!!!
(Or slide along the edges and hope it doesn't notice you, like I'm doing!)
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