Wednesday 22 June 2011 - Go Team go!

So I was thinking while I was walking, I do that a lot, about the whole argument between Twilight fans on which "team" is better, Team Edward the Vamps or Team Jacob the Werewolves?*
*Here I should mention that it was a slow day and I don't usually think such things! Please believe me!!! I'm so ashamed!!!
Yet I'm still going to write this...

It took all of ten secs to decide which team I'd be on if they were ever recruiting and handing out badges and stuff.

Definitely the Werewolves.

Well think about it:-

1. You get to actually still be alive, you know, sleep (good for mental sanity) and age and have puppies and not be so cold to the touch only necrophiliacs find you sexy! Plus you get to eat real food!!! A diet of only blood just can't have all the right nutrients in it! No wonder those kids look so pale.

2. You don't have to be Emo! Sure sometimes you want to whine and complain and such but when you become a vampire it seems part and parcel of the whole package! There's not one in that whole series who isn't SO hard done by and SO conflicted, oh woe art them! Seriously they must be the biggest downers at an undead mixer to date! (Even Zombies, who have a lot more to complain about, mostly about how they're rotting and becoming a lot less, still at least keep it to themselves!)

3. No sparkly skin! No allergy to good healthy sunlight! What bliss! And that's just the Twilight vamps! What if you became the regular sort? Then being a werewolf would ensure:-

No having to avoid a double cheese and garlic pizza!
No worrying about what might accidentally fall into a religious shape and scald you! No having to loiter about a doorway till someone invites you in!
No worries that a well placed splinter will end your life!

4. If you lick yourself you can just pass it off as the werewolf genetics showing through!

5. And best of all, you get to rip up Vampires! A whole pack of your furry family can have a merry reunion with plenty of meat and fresh water (always remember to give your canine companion fresh water kids), and a nice hunt and dismemberment of the odd random vampire or Cullen Clan moper.

It's the sweetest deal! So sure you might track a few fleas into the house or have to identify friends by sniffing their butts, win some, lose some, but I still think it beats the blood sucking whiners flat! (and then rips 'em up for good measure!)

Go Team Jacob!!!

I hope tomorrow I think of less embarrassing things, like crotch itch...