I don't know how people can stand milk?! To me it's the most vile thing since... since... since primordial ooze! and I bet at least primordial ooze would go well with toast!
I find the smell alone enough to make me suddenly get the urge to part ways with whatever meal came pre-odour ingestion! It's a scent I like to call, "The smell of secretion!" To me it smells like everything that is wrong with the world!!! *Flings arms out dramatically!*
And think about where milk comes from?! The boobs of a cow! It's fluid drained from the glands of an animal meant for that critters offspring! I'd have liked to have met the man (It's always a man when it's something daft), who decided, "Lookie here at this white stuff drippin' out Ma! Lets gosh durn go ahead and drinks it!"
It's yucky yucky yucky! I think you people are all insane! *Runs off crying into the open arms of the first sympathetic looking Vegan she can find!*
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