Right! I'd probably have a lot more ‘HO HO HO's’ to share with the world if I hadn't spent all of last night listening to music and spazzing out with the whole ‘being able to hear’ thing. Now I have to go for the ‘being able to pretend to be lucid’ thing, like most drivers on the roads today.
Of course I’m off to see friends and family, that goes without saying.
Have you noticed how everyone is always suddenly filled with great love, lust and longing to see all their estranged family members on Christmas? It’s like, you don’t see these people EVER! But come the sound of jingle bells and suddenly you have the overwhelming urge to spent 5 hours with them; swapping gifts you’ll thank god there’s a Parcel Returns counter for; listening to them go on about their health (Yes I know, you have chronic, suppurating haemorrhoids… please god no, don’t show me!!) and probably getting a full on vaccination for the urge to see them again for another 364 days!
Luckily I like my family so none of that applies! And here you thought I was such a cynic! FOOLED YOU!
Have yourself a merry little xmas, however you chose to spend it and in whatever frame of mind!!!
TAROT CARD OF THE DAY - King of wands
* What I think it means - Jo - I am... you're FATHER!!! <- - well it looks a bit like him, 20 years ago.
* What it really means - A bloke with brown hair and grey eyes, reliable, witty, amusing and intelligent.
* It's influence - The sudden realization that I know too many guys who that could be! Stupid card never tells you what they're supposed to be though. Brother? Lover? Family member? Psychotic stalker? Details people, details!!
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