Asking me which is my favorite fruit is asking a loving mother to tell you which of her children she loves most!
Now if she's a sneaky mum she's going to try go with the whole, "I love them all equally", which is a bit how I feel towards fruit, it's a mass love thing! But of course that's also not 100% true, like it or not we always have favorites no matter how hard we try not to hurt the non-favorites feelings.
So the mother might then say, "I love each of them for their own special reasons", which you must admit is pretty crafty. True though, you can love watermelon for it's sweetness, kiwis for their tartness, bananas for their... man I'm hungry....
*And it was at this point that the loving mother turned around and did swallow her kids down whole while laughing and sticky and thinking, perhaps I could have used a better Metaphor...*
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