Don't you hate it when you get the supreme urge to cuddle something and there just isn't anything cuddly-able around?
I mean the hamster is soft and cuddly but if you give it a squeeze you're liable to be bitten moments before you hear an unfortunate popping sound and have to get rid of the little body in a shallow grave in some unmarked pet cemetery that may or may not be haunted by the spirits of dead Indians and do you know how hard it is to get the spirits of dead Indians out to the carpet? They're like an infestation!
Then you start thinking you might as well cuddle your pillow. But isn't that a bit desperate? Wouldn't that be sinking to a new low?
Still.... it's mightily soft looking....
Man! It's no fun when you don't have access to hot and cold running cuddles 24/7!
*Folds arms, sits in corner and pouts.......then goes off to find fruit and forgets what it was she was being morbid about. Apple!*
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