Look I like skirts and dresses now and then, especially the sort that twirl when you spin, someone was on something good the day they invented those.
BUT!
I really, really dislike the lack of pockets! I end up having to put all my stuff into my wee carrier bag (It's not a purse! It's not a purse!)
I like being able to reach into my pants and pull out the first thing that vibrates.
(Yes I mean my cellphone, no nothing else, put those thoughts away, perv...)
I don't even mind walking about with so much stuff collected in my pocket that, if I was more androgynous looking, people would begin to wonder what those bulges really where!
But if you sew pockets into skirts then they look odd and misshapen and you end up looking like an extra in some Oliver Twist Broadway musical, knock out a tooth, learn to say, "Gov'na!" and you're perfect!
Fashion never does make sense!
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