I've figured out a way to become immortal! Or at least to live for a really really really long time!
Work 24/7/365!! (366 on leap years)
Because at work one day seems to stretch to all eternity! Time seems too thin out and an hour to bend in on itself and convolute so that it lasts three times as long! If you're bored or uncomfortable or stuck in a Monday then yes, it lasts even longer! There is no end to the working day! Your immortality is assured!
Mind you with that in store, to quote Queen, "Who wants to live forever!?"
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